GreenSunflower

Confessional

Remember this category?  Yeah, I used it like once, but thought I would bare my soul to you, my blog reading public today.

1) I love to pick my nose, especially in the morning when my mucous is all dried up and gooey.  Perfect for rolling between my fingers.  Don't worry I always wash my hand vigorously for 15 secs with soap afterward.  You just might want to stay away from my MacBook keyboard.

2) I can poop faster than any person I know and with the help of baby wipes, I can get out of the bathroom in less than a minute flat.  Babe finds this quite an impressive and enviable skill.

That's all folks.

Wednesday Confessional

So I was thinking every Wednesday, I would come here and confess something that I wouldn't normally tell someone.  Here goes.

Last night, when I got home from school, I changed out of my thong into some grandma panties (because thong+8 hours of sitting=misery). I was in those panties for 10 min and decided to take a shower.  When I got out of the shower, put the grandma panties back on.  I mean were they really dirty? 

If I told Babe this, he would be so grossed out.