/greensunflower testing a site for Babe/
GS: Babe if you were filling out one of these profiles and there were two options: a) few extra pounds or b) overweight, no matter how fat you are which would you choose?
Babe: If I am fat, I will say FAT!!!
GS: Heck, even I would say, "few extra pounds."
Babe: FEW EXTRA POUNDS!!!! hahahaha
/GS walks out of the closet in an admittedly unattractive, yet comfortable pair of shorts/
Babe: /hysterical laughter/
Me: What?
Babe: Those shoooorts!
Me: I am not leaving the house in them
Babe: Good, cause they make you look mega! /spreads arms widely apart/
So, for those of you who don't have the genuine pleasure to know Babe, he is a sweetie, but...
He is English/American impaired. I only say American too, because some of our culture tends to slip by him, no matter how assimilated he becomes. And then he has the English-As-A-Second-Language difficulties in putting the puzzle piece words of the English Language together.
Me: Babe I am nervous about getting bikes because it is expensive and what if I don't follow through and ride it.
Babe: Well, then lets not buy them, I am tired of wasting money on you trying to get in shape
Me: Well, maybe we can make an agreement
Babe: And while we are talking about it, I am tired of buying you fat people clothes, just because you gained weight. I am not doing it anymore
Me: Um... okay.
